How To Simulate A Blowjob?

Beating your meat is cool, but it’s nothing like having someone go down on you. Most men agree: there are few pleasures greater than getting a blowjob. Many even put it above anal and vaginal penetration.

But sadly, you won’t always have someone around to deliver those mouthwatering sensations. That’s why every man should know how to simulate a blowjob.

Lucky you! Here’s how.

The Best Things About A Blowjob

Now, there are two options for simulating a blowjob. You can either get your hands on a capable male masturbator or make a DIY model to get that suction you so desire.

But before we explore the best blowjob-simulating toys and techniques, let’s talk about the act itself. The positives of getting head include:

  • It gives a sensation that penetrative sex can’t replicate – particularly when you’re with someone who knows what s/he’s doing. Blowjobs hit certain spots that just feel AMAZING.
  • More pressure, more pleasure. Plus, the improved suction can give your whole body goosebumps.
  • The wetter, the better. And the wetness—which is greater than what a vagina or anus can provide—takes you a step closer to Orgasm Island if the balls are involved.
  • It’s like penetration, but with little effort on your part. More pleasure from less effort; who wouldn’t love that?
  • The mouth, tongue, and throat can switch between a wide variety of motions and intensities, which keep things interesting.

All these sound great until you meet someone who doesn’t like blowjobs or isn’t experienced at giving them. They can be a boner killer.

Anyway, we’re ready to examine the five best male sex toys to imitate a blowjob session:


Best 5 Toy Options To Simulate A Blowjob

#1. Tenga Flip 0 Electronic Massage Cup

Tenga designed this reusable, stimulating pleasure device to supply a plethora of sensations. You may forget you’re not in the presence of a professional cocksucker.

A stunning design, two powerful vibrating motors, and endless orgasms.

Flip Zero aims to replicate the amazing sensation of getting head and according to 3000+ reviewers, it seems to over-deliver on this promise.

It comes in Electronic, Manual, and Standard variants. And the Black Electronic version is stronger and tighter than others (even its white counterpart).

Just lubricate the soft inner sleeves for your cock to penetrate, and voilà! Your partner can also use it on you when s/he doesn’t want to stretch his/her jaw.

Pros

  • Realistic opening mimics the pressure and sensations of a blowjob
  • Added pressure pad for more stimulation and control
  • Flip-open design makes it easy to clean and dry
  • Portable, gorgeous, and unique design makes it discreet to carry around
  • Magnetic design means it’s possible to stand it upright wherever, even your shower wall or toilet seat

Cons

  • Black EV variant may be overpowering for sensitive users or too snug for bigger guys
  • Weak strokes, which are more than paid for with powerful suction
  • Non-ergonomic and unfriendly to uncircumcised men


#2. Baiwatt 14.3LB Sex Doll Male Masturbator

Not gonna lie; my whole life changed when I discovered this. A lifelike doll that can satisfy all my sexual desires. I was going through a nasty breakup and needed to let off some steam. This sex doll came to the rescue and I haven’t looked back since then.

Granted, it’s a bit tedious to wash (I use the bathtub, apply some soapy water, clean it with a towel after washing, and stand it up so the water can drip and dry).

Aside from that downside, its thermoplastic rubber build makes it one of the softest, most supple, and skin-friendliest silicone toys. Plus, the holes and huge boobs are so realistic that it’s almost unbelievable.

Baiwatt built this doll for all sorts of adventures. And thanks to its molded back skeleton, it won’t shake when you’re humping it.

As for simulating a blowjob, you can penetrate either hole to get that sensation. They’re full of bumps, ridges, nubs, and contractions, and the walls are perfectly textured to wrap your penis like a mouth would.

Pros

  • Body and holes feel like the real thing, especially when lubed up
  • Versatile with two holes and huge, soft boobs
  • Smooth and silky material makes the insides tight, textured, and naturalistic
  • Sturdy build prevents shaking or flopping around
  • Discreet packaging with lubricant included

Cons

  • A bit tedious to clean and dry
  • No mouth; you have to lube up the vagina for a blowjob-like experience


#3. Cafatop Automatic Male Masturbator

Most male toys are not what they’re cracked up to be. But with Cafatop Automatic Male Masturbator, the elaborate modes of rotating and thrusting should leave you gasping for air.

Made with soft and skin-friendly materials, this all-star electric pocket pussy has innards that feel like the real thing. A true MVP of penis stimulation, it has 7 modes that could take you from “Oh, yeah!” to “Oh. My. Effing. God!”

Do you have repressed sexual urges (hey, I’ve been there too)? Or, your oral sex life could use some uplifting?

This male stroker may satisfy all your orgasmic needs. Slip it on for solo masturbation or couple missions, and get balls deep in sweet tingling ecstasy.

Pros

  • Easy to use and clean
  • USB rechargeable for hours of pleasure
  • Lightning mode for quick, climactic releases
  • Hand-free design with a strong suction cup, to use anywhere
  • Various speeds and styles keep things interesting

Cons

  • No suction means it’s nothing like a blowjob, even with excess lube
  • Easy to clean but a bit time-consuming
  • Could use some waterproofing
  • A bit bulky (still discreet enough to take outside)


#4. Tracy’s Dog Male Masturbators Cup

Here’s another lifelike, blowjob-simulating toy that can be your sexual companion. It’s a pocket pussy with textured innards and can work wonders for blowjob-like sessions and deep penetrations. 

Some even claim the ridges and textures feel better than a real mouth or pussy.

While I won’t go as far as to say that, it just shows how attentive the manufacturers were at making the sleeve feel natural. It’s very snug (and maybe too snug for larger and thicker members).

Pros

  • Disassemble and clean it with ease 
  • Travel-friendly outer shell makes it inconspicuous to carry anywhere
  • 3D textured and ripped to stimulate each thrust

Cons

  • Can feel small if you’re packing something long or huge down there
  • Sound of air pushing out can be a turnoff


#5. ZEMALIA 3 in 1 Male Masturbators Adult Sex Toys

Similar to the Baiwatt Sex Doll but with a twist. You won’t get a full upper body, only the front mouth and back pussy and anus.

Zemalia paid extra attention to the mouth, so it’s a great option for simulating blowjobs. You’ll have access to a lifelike tongue, soft teeth, and extended throat for some nice deep-throating sessions.

They similarly textured the vagina and anal parts for maximum stimulation, with built-in cock rings to hold on to your dick firmly as you thrust in and out.

You should enjoy the inner ridges and textures, as applying some lube is all you need to make them feel like the real deal.

Pros

  • Light and tanned skin options
  • Built-in cock rings sustain the holes’ integrity after extended use
  • Three textured holes mean you have plenty of options 
  • Realistic mouth with flexible tongue and soft teeth
  • Discreet packaging and comes with packets of lube

Cons

  • Vaginal and anal openings can be small even for average guys
  • Anal opening isn’t as realistic as the mouth or vagina
  • Body becomes tacky if you don’t clean it with cold water and cornstarch
  • Takes a long time to dry
  • Cock rings can hurt if you’re on the bigger side
  • Slippery and hard to hold if lube gets on the body
  • Lip colors quickly decolorize


DIY Options To Simulate A Blowjob

How To Simulate A Blowjob

DIY Sleeves

Sex dolls and pocket pussies can be expensive. If you’re looking for a cheaper alternative, you can try making a DIY sleeve.

One method is to use a Pringles can with two sponges and a plastic bag or glove. Soak the sponges in warm water and put them inside the can. 

With the glove or bag in between these sponges, wrap its opening around the can to create an outlet for your member. You can also replace the can with a glass cup.

Ever heard of a fleshlight? You can create something similar with a towel, latex glove, and tube of toothpaste.

Put the tube inside the glove and wrap it with the towel. Close the end with a hair elastic, remove the toothpaste, and wrap another elastic around the opening to make it tight for penetration.


Moisturizer Bottles

You can also fashion a bottle of moisturizer, lotion, cream, conditioner, or lubricant into a BJ simulator.

The idea is to empty half of the bottle (and remember to pick one that perfectly fits your penis size).

Put your dick inside the half-empty bottle and squeeze it to create a feeling of suction. The intensity of your squeeze will determine the pressure of the suction, so get creative with it for intense blowjob-like orgasms.


Other Options

A quick Google search will unveil how some guys are using sheer creativity to simulate a blowjob. From couch- and pillow-humping to foods (like donuts, cooked pasta, and pies) and fruits (like melon, hollow cucumber, and banana skins).

Please, do your research before embarking on this journey. Some are safe; others, not so much. Unsafe methods include vacuum cleaners, jelly, and raw meats.


Tips For When You’re Using A Toy

  • Lube, lube, lube! You want your member and toy lubed up before any session. This not only reduces the risk of injuring yourself but will make the experience a lot more enjoyable and realistic.
  • Pay attention to the quality, design, and material of your preferred toy; these factors will determine how to get the best from it.
  • If you’re trying to simulate a blowjob because your partner isn’t so keen on giving one, it’s best to first have an honest discussion with them. These toys can be fun for solo play, as much as couple times.
  • Sex toys get messy quickly. Hence, make a habit of cleaning up after use. You can use baby wipes for a fast clean, but ensure you wash the toy with soap and water ever so often.
  • Once you’re done cleaning and drying, sprinkle cornstarch in and on the sleeve to prevent stains and keep your toy from becoming tacky or sticky.


How To Simulate A Blowjob With Your Hands

Earlier, I said beating your meat is nothing like getting a blowjob. It’s actually possible to simulate a blowjob using your God-given hands. How do I do this, you ask?

I’ll teach you:

  • It all starts with lots of lubes. You want your pole lubed up so that it’s extremely wet when you get a hold of it. Wet wipes are great for this, too. 
  • Instead of grabbing it with your whole palm, use your thumb and index finger to make an OK sign and hold it firmly.
  • Now, the trick is tugging more on your tip than your shaft. Use your mind to picture a set of lips on your penis and slowly wank it. The more vivid your imagination, the more it feels like getting a real blowjob.
  • Lastly, you can learn to self-suck yourself. It’ll surprise you how fun and stimulating this can be. You might find it uncomfortable if you’re straight, though; it’s something for the wild ones. All you need is a flexible body and a lengthy cock.


Final Thoughts

When it comes to simulating a blowjob, your imagination plays an important role. We’ve looked at the best sex toys for this purpose, plus other options you can try when you’re by yourself.

These toys and techniques—accompanied by your imagination—open you up to different experiences. Opt for one based on what you’ve got and what you want.

Whether you’re using a specialized toy, DIY model, or your hands, you can very much get the sweet sensations of blowjobs without a partner.

Happy orgasms!

SHARE THIS POST

You May Also Like

Related Articles

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

4 + 20 =