Beating your meat is cool, but it’s nothing like having someone go down on you. Most men agree: there are few pleasures greater than getting a blowjob. Many even put it above anal and vaginal penetration.
But sadly, you won’t always have someone around to deliver those mouthwatering sensations. That’s why every man should know how to simulate a blowjob.
Lucky you! Here’s how.
Now, there are two options for simulating a blowjob. You can either get your hands on a capable male masturbator or make a DIY model to get that suction you so desire.
But before we explore the best blowjob-simulating toys and techniques, let’s talk about the act itself. The positives of getting head include:
All these sound great until you meet someone who doesn’t like blowjobs or isn’t experienced at giving them. They can be a boner killer.
Anyway, we’re ready to examine the five best male sex toys to imitate a blowjob session:
Tenga designed this reusable, stimulating pleasure device to supply a plethora of sensations. You may forget you’re not in the presence of a professional cocksucker.
A stunning design, two powerful vibrating motors, and endless orgasms.
Flip Zero aims to replicate the amazing sensation of getting head and according to 3000+ reviewers, it seems to over-deliver on this promise.
It comes in Electronic, Manual, and Standard variants. And the Black Electronic version is stronger and tighter than others (even its white counterpart).
Just lubricate the soft inner sleeves for your cock to penetrate, and voilà! Your partner can also use it on you when s/he doesn’t want to stretch his/her jaw.
Not gonna lie; my whole life changed when I discovered this. A lifelike doll that can satisfy all my sexual desires. I was going through a nasty breakup and needed to let off some steam. This sex doll came to the rescue and I haven’t looked back since then.
Granted, it’s a bit tedious to wash (I use the bathtub, apply some soapy water, clean it with a towel after washing, and stand it up so the water can drip and dry).
Aside from that downside, its thermoplastic rubber build makes it one of the softest, most supple, and skin-friendliest silicone toys. Plus, the holes and huge boobs are so realistic that it’s almost unbelievable.
Baiwatt built this doll for all sorts of adventures. And thanks to its molded back skeleton, it won’t shake when you’re humping it.
As for simulating a blowjob, you can penetrate either hole to get that sensation. They’re full of bumps, ridges, nubs, and contractions, and the walls are perfectly textured to wrap your penis like a mouth would.
Most male toys are not what they’re cracked up to be. But with Cafatop Automatic Male Masturbator, the elaborate modes of rotating and thrusting should leave you gasping for air.
Made with soft and skin-friendly materials, this all-star electric pocket pussy has innards that feel like the real thing. A true MVP of penis stimulation, it has 7 modes that could take you from “Oh, yeah!” to “Oh. My. Effing. God!”
Do you have repressed sexual urges (hey, I’ve been there too)? Or, your oral sex life could use some uplifting?
This male stroker may satisfy all your orgasmic needs. Slip it on for solo masturbation or couple missions, and get balls deep in sweet tingling ecstasy.
Here’s another lifelike, blowjob-simulating toy that can be your sexual companion. It’s a pocket pussy with textured innards and can work wonders for blowjob-like sessions and deep penetrations.
Some even claim the ridges and textures feel better than a real mouth or pussy.
While I won’t go as far as to say that, it just shows how attentive the manufacturers were at making the sleeve feel natural. It’s very snug (and maybe too snug for larger and thicker members).
Similar to the Baiwatt Sex Doll but with a twist. You won’t get a full upper body, only the front mouth and back pussy and anus.
Zemalia paid extra attention to the mouth, so it’s a great option for simulating blowjobs. You’ll have access to a lifelike tongue, soft teeth, and extended throat for some nice deep-throating sessions.
They similarly textured the vagina and anal parts for maximum stimulation, with built-in cock rings to hold on to your dick firmly as you thrust in and out.
You should enjoy the inner ridges and textures, as applying some lube is all you need to make them feel like the real deal.
Sex dolls and pocket pussies can be expensive. If you’re looking for a cheaper alternative, you can try making a DIY sleeve.
One method is to use a Pringles can with two sponges and a plastic bag or glove. Soak the sponges in warm water and put them inside the can.
With the glove or bag in between these sponges, wrap its opening around the can to create an outlet for your member. You can also replace the can with a glass cup.
Ever heard of a fleshlight? You can create something similar with a towel, latex glove, and tube of toothpaste.
Put the tube inside the glove and wrap it with the towel. Close the end with a hair elastic, remove the toothpaste, and wrap another elastic around the opening to make it tight for penetration.
You can also fashion a bottle of moisturizer, lotion, cream, conditioner, or lubricant into a BJ simulator.
The idea is to empty half of the bottle (and remember to pick one that perfectly fits your penis size).
Put your dick inside the half-empty bottle and squeeze it to create a feeling of suction. The intensity of your squeeze will determine the pressure of the suction, so get creative with it for intense blowjob-like orgasms.
A quick Google search will unveil how some guys are using sheer creativity to simulate a blowjob. From couch- and pillow-humping to foods (like donuts, cooked pasta, and pies) and fruits (like melon, hollow cucumber, and banana skins).
Please, do your research before embarking on this journey. Some are safe; others, not so much. Unsafe methods include vacuum cleaners, jelly, and raw meats.
Earlier, I said beating your meat is nothing like getting a blowjob. It’s actually possible to simulate a blowjob using your God-given hands. How do I do this, you ask?
I’ll teach you:
When it comes to simulating a blowjob, your imagination plays an important role. We’ve looked at the best sex toys for this purpose, plus other options you can try when you’re by yourself.
These toys and techniques—accompanied by your imagination—open you up to different experiences. Opt for one based on what you’ve got and what you want.
Whether you’re using a specialized toy, DIY model, or your hands, you can very much get the sweet sensations of blowjobs without a partner.
Happy orgasms!
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